Garden Weasel - Stoner Fetus

I was on a mission from God and with the help of Senior Chief Brian F, we were able to get the band back together!  Cheers to Steve B and Ed C for making it a true reunion...the hospitality...the comradery...much love guys.

Lock up the Dingdongs and hide your corn

I was taking bonghits before I was born

I'm so godamned hungry I could eat a horse

I got the munchies and I got no remorse

Mom sucked down all the loads she could afford

and they cruised on down the umbilical cord

Smacked me a good one upside my head

boy I got high if you know what I'm saying

Mommy got stoned and watched Starsky and Hutch

Thanx a lot mommy yeah thanx very much

You made me what I am the day the day you gave birth

to the ugliest kid on the face of the earth

Mom sucked down all the loads she could afford

and they cruised on down the umbilical cord

Smacked me a good one upside my head

boy I got high if you know what I'm saying

Stoned in a stupor zoned out on my couch

watching reruns of Starsky and Hutch

I'm a mindless slob at a factory job

I've got no future and my name is Bob!