Sunday, January 28, 2024

Petrified Condom

Some people that I care for very much, have pointed out that I am passive aggressive, but I would submit that I am a in fact, cowardly assertive!


This here song goes out to my Son's awesome girlfriend who shared the above with me. of  North Carolina sunrise!.


The Johnny Cash!


My boy and his lovely Girlfriend...God there is no end to the love I have to the these two...looks like some good eats!!!


This goes out to them two....


Great flick...Sisu...not just blood and gore...damn good story!


King Tut's condom (linen and oil for lube)...must have been lovely for all involved.

I worked the grounds department in a very small city in San Diego County for about 5 years, till they fired me for being a drunk...I deserved it...fucking dickheads. Anyway during my tenure bathroom  cleaner I saw some shit, quite literally...a petrified condom was not any unusual find! Worst job ever, though, was being a power-washer at a factory farm for hogs.

Let's leave with something positive instead of Tut's condom...


Huge stage presence with this band...best line. watch out for that piranha...oh shit? Piranha is good eating by the way...
 

Saturday, January 20, 2024

You gotta smile, once in a while :)


 If you've checked in on old Mustard over the years, then you know I've been posting animated GIFs, here and there, for a long long time...just realized, 15 years I've been doing this blogging thing (on one platform or another). This here gif is truly mesmerizing to me and reminds me of that Sleep lyric from the song Holy Mountain...
Look onto the rays of the new stoner sun rising
Sonic Titan rides out on clouds of new horizon


Speaking of a Sonic Titan, here's that Sleep tune from the Dopesmoker album...


Stoned Virgin Mary


I'm cool when a Pixies tune has14.5 million views, because it means all those folks, for 4 minutes and 32 seconds, were doing something worthwhile with their fucking time, man!


My cat Spotus Maximus, checking out the giant snowflakes coming down a couple days ago.


ESCUELA GRIND!

It's crazy think that Napalm Death's Scum album was released 37 years ago and folks are still grinding all over the place. That album blew my 18 year old mind. I'm telling ya...f you haven't...you should! Side one is a different entity from side two. The last of the original ND members left the band because they didn't like the direction the band was headed, after side one was recorded. I'm not a musician, but I would go on whatever mission from God, drummer Mick Harris was going on, because the dude absolutely slays. It's weird in a way that they kept the name, but I don't care because the next album was a huge follow-up to that 2nd side of Scum. Here we are today in 2024 and the youth are still feeling that vibe!

TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY NEED TO BUILD A BRIDGE 
DON’T PUSH ME CAUSE I’M CLOSE TO THE EDGE 
THERE’S TWO SIDES TO A FENCE 
WHAT’S A PRISON WITHOUT ONE? 
WHILE THEY KEEP US IN AND 
INFLUENCE US TO OUT-GUN 
PUT THE GUARD ON A PEDESTAL 
PROVE THEM NEANDERTHAL 
ABOVE ALL, PROTOCOL 
ALL-IN-ALL 
...SOLACE IN KNOWING
SURE AS HELL, I’LL HELP IT FALL 
YOU TAUNT MY REACH, NEVER CONCEDE... 
TO CLIMB BACK ON THE FENCE AGAIN. 
CLIFFHANGER, YOU’RE SUCH A BAITER, CLIFFHANGER 
TO COAX MY RAGE, ALL THAT YOU STAGE 
TO CLIMB BACK ON THE FENCE 
BACKPEDALING, IN TURN YOU CLING 
YOU’RE SUCH A BAITER, CLIFFHANGER 
I’M , CLOSE , THE , EDGE 
DON’T PUSH ME CAUSE I’M CLOSE TO THE EDGE 
DON’T PUSH ME CAUSE I’M CLOSE TO THE EDGE 
DRAG YOU DOWN, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT 
DON’T PUSH ME CAUSE I’M CLOSE TO THE EDGE 
CLIFFHANGER 


Mr. Pickles says it's about time to wrap this one up...sleep well y'all,