Saturday, March 12, 2011

IabhorHer 7"

It's amazing to think of all the jobs I have had over the years but don't think ever with the enthusiasm of  this gentleman here.  Not sure what you would call his job (advertiser?) but I may have him beat as far as having a job that at the very least was not glorious.  When I first moved to Kansas I got a job at a factory farm for pigs, Husky Hogs.  These guys were anything but organic from their genetic altering to the masses of chemicals, hormones and antibiotics.  All for a pig with almost no fat, buff fuckers is what they were.  I guess most of the meat was shipped to Japan.  A big operation by Northwest Kansas standards they had 6 farms, with 10 barns each and almost a 1000 pigs per barn.  This does not include the nursery or the farrowing barns.  A sad existence indeed life in those barns, artificial light and slats in the floor to drain the shit and piss.  Heated and air conditioned so if that's what's important then maybe it wasn't so bad.  About two barns were emptied a week with the pigs being hauled off to the slaughter.  My job title was Powerwasher, which means that I was responsible for cleaning the barns once they were empty.  These pigs were very susceptible to illness so the barns had to be cleaned thoroughly and disinfected.  With my job, I was considered unclean so I wasn't allowed to be around live pigs, the only ones I saw were the dead ones who had been shot because they would not load onto the trucks.  For humanitarian reasons (hahaha) and I suppose maybe health concerns an animal must be able to walk itself into the slaughterhouse.  It took about 2 1/2 days to clean a barn so basically all my time was spent in shit and piss.  With these high pressure hoses/nozzles back and forth from one end to the other.  Sometimes if you hit a nook or cranie just right it would spit the shit and maggots back in you face.  Let me tell you, you haven't lived till your mouth/nose/ear has been invaded by a clump of shitty maggots.  12 hours a day, 12 days on two days off, $7 an hour.  It was no wonder I was having issues with my self esteem and didn't see the point of quitting the bottle.  Hell I brought the bottle to work in my lunchbox. Just virtually met Sean who runs Damaging Noise.  Unfortunately you can not comment there but fortunately I was able to pick his brain a little bit.  Busier than most but not so much so that he can't share his passion for music or his incredible original art.  At some point one of his extremely prolific bands will (hopefully) be releasing a double discography thing and figured I would serve up the first song from that hypothetical beast...piping hot,

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsu4oRuosfo&w=560&h=315]

Jefe stopped by after a long hiatus and made some of his crucial suggestions as far as some music that needs listened to.  Someone called them math rock, a genre I had heard of but never heard an example of (are they really?).  Another one of those two piecers, not unlike Jefe's own two piece Fire Demons...a bit heavy on the heavy.  One of my favorites off their self titled thing,

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjrRxpd1slw&w=560&h=315]

Coffee IS GOOD for you (in moderation of course, not the gluttonous guzzling that I do). Another one from my gramps who at 82 has seen a lot of shit in his day. This one had the caption, "When top level people look down, they see only shit heads; When bottom level people look up, they see only assholes..." Perfect! Had a big company meeting the other day, you know a management type meeting with the catered lunch, in other words a waste of money in my opinion. I'm considered "middle management" but I don't have anyone under me, I just manage the lives of my clients. I guess I do get to call the other managers on their shit if they aren't towing the line on what the agency calls "persons served". I was talking to the president of the agency because I was kind of impressed how he talked politics, no left or right, rational. What do we need to do to ensure that the needs of the mentally retarded/developmentally disabled (MR/DD) are met in terms of the state and federal budget? With budget cuts going on everywhere both on the state and national level, nobody want's their piece of the pie cut. Priorities right. Smaller government is what some are saying...funny because for me it used to be about no government. I can't wrap my head around the fact that there are all these government funded things that really "we" can't do without (socialism?). Kansas just banned this teacher's union from the capital building for protesting. Funny how there's protesting going on in the world that seems to be applauded by the US, but the homegrown stuff is frowned upon. If I was a prophet I'd say that we are going to see some shit here around the corner (but I guess every generation says that). Anyway...what was I talking about? Was kinda feeling heavy and like something from the Slap a Ham label, and these guys from long about 1995 fit the bill perfectly.  Haven't had this 7" very long, but once I ripped it, it has been virtually spinning off and on since then.  Went to do a little research on  the band and it turns out my "old" buddy Batguano had it posted.  Go figure though because I think he's the one that suggested I track down my own copy.  Expect this to happen again though because he posted a band called Dearborn SS and I subsequently tracked down a hard copy of that...also well worth posting here.  As Mr. Guano said these guys morphed into Cattlepress and I think they may have coexisted for a short time.  He also mentions that the members of this band are some serious heavy hitters including one of my favorite drummers, Dave Witte.  This stuff is not for the faint of heart and I'm sure there's a name for this genre but I'm going to call it "post-grindcore" (you heard it here first).  I haven't been in the mood for fire breathing vocals lately but this fits.  There isn't a favorite of the two so listen to them both if you dare,

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg52V2V6ow&w=560&h=315]

With just two tunes, figured I'd take it a couple of steps further and see if I couldn't make it a (known) discography of sorts and find the comp tracks (after a short siesta...does anyone else take naps in the middle of the day?).  The discography used is from that Cattlepress Myspace up there so I figure it's complete, but you gotta think that the band came up with more than four songs.  It would be a treat to discover more, but we'll consider ourselves lucky to have these.  Luckily we were generously supplied with the seemingly rare Vols. 1 & 2 Cry Now, Cry Later later double 7" comps (on CD).  Those are well worth checking into folks there are all kinds of GOOD bands on them, but for our purposes

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9dRlcaLVa8&w=560&h=315]

The other comp appearance off the apparently even more rare "Step on a Crack" comp (I could not find it) was interestingly supplied by another generous donor (victim) in the form of his incredible  "Dave Witte Special" podcast.  That podcast is also well worth you time to be in amazement of, but unfortunately it is provided as most podcasts are, as one giant mp3.  So...I took out my virtual exacto-knife, did some surgery, applied the leeches, dispensed medicinal Coca Cola and plucked that tune right out of the host (I almost feel like I created the music myself...haha).  Enjoy, or do whatever you do with this kind of music.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WHbEI-uhaw&w=560&h=315]

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Napalm Death demos for Elliott

EDIT:  Before you go any further you cyber surfer you, the links are all dead and I can't find the first 4 demos anywhere...do me a favor and let me know if you find them (yeah right, you'd do that for me)... Well Elliott as you requested, I looked around to see what I could find as far as Napalm Death demos.  It became quite an adventure and actually spent two evenings after work (my wife works most nights) looking high and low.  Got sidetracked here and there, and found all kinds of other music to listen to and shit to read.  I don't do Soulseek or any P2P crap these days because of the trouble I got into with with my ISP (there's only one that provides service in my neck of the woods) over torrents.  The wife said she'd kill me if the internet got turned off so that's it.  Your best bet for finding those demos is probably one of those P2P sites or better yet finding someone who actually has hard copies (I got one from the band back in the day).  Anyway, here's what I found.  These are the demos with the original lineup. Halloween (1982, demo 1 - 9 songs) And, Like Sheep, We Have All Gone Astray (1982, demo 2 - 15 songs) Kak (1983, demo 3 - 10 songs) Unpopular Yawns of Middle Class Warfare (1983, demo 4 - 6 songs) Hatred Surge (1985, demo 5 - 9 songs) From Enslavement to Obliteration (1986, demo 6 - 13 songs) There is also a falsely reported/rumored demo called "Punk is a Rotting Corpse" which just has the song they did off the Bullshit Detector 3 comp, plus three songs by some unknown bands that get attributed to ND.  From this same period there is also some songs on various comp tapes/record, Chapter 3 - Various Artists (by Jako of "The Joy of Propaganda", 2 songs, 1982) Ruptured Gut - Various Artists (by Twisted Tapes, 2 songs, 1982) Twisted Nervous Breakdown - Various Artists (by Twisted Tapes, 1 song, 1982) Subversive Elements - Various Artists (2 songs, 1982) Bullshit Detector #3 : "Crucifixion of Possessions" (1984) I don't know if there is more, that's just what I found at this wikipedia-like site called World Lingo.  So anyway after searching the internet there were only three things I could find.  I have the Hatred Surge cassette but it's posted a lot and I'm not going to pretend like my rips are any better than anyone else's.  It was also released with the other demo I found, From Enslavement to Obliteration, as a bootleg LP, which you can from this boring, can't take the time to say anything about what they're posting blog. Not sure about the sound quality on that bootleg, if I had to pick I'd get the demos separately, like Hatred Surge from this guy who at least has something to say about the music he's sharing. Get the From Enslavement to Obliteration demo from my buddy Billy over at Crust-Demos he got some comments somewhere in there from Nic the bass player/vocalist from this original and long gone incarnation of ND. Not sure if you're still having trouble with external storage sites and RAR/ZIP files so I'll go ahead and post this killer stuff here (I have another friend who uses a computer for the blind, would love to check how you interface with it). Hatred Surge what man can do instinct of survival abbatoir control sacrificed so sad caught in a dream private death cheswick green (live) From Enslavement to Obliteration Multinational corporations Instinct of survival Unclean Sacrificed Siege of power Caught... in a dream What man can do Control Death by manipulation Abattoir Private death The kill You suffer Did find one more thing from the ever faithful when it comes to this stuff, Kill Your Pet Puppy with the Twisted Nervous Breakdown comp cassette from 1982.  In general the rips Mr. Penguin does over there are done as a side one and side two type of thing, with none of the tracks separated.  So....I've done this before with several of his rips (even posted one with the Mob way back) I sat down and edited them out into tracks and labeled them.  Just to give an example of this whole thing was detoured often, his rips were MP3 and my ripping program only works with RIFF WAV and my converter works in all kinds of formats so I had to find a different converter.  Once that was done everything was sitting pretty.  Really that was just to be able to listen to that one Napalm Death track, but as it turns out even though the recordings were MUDDY, probably done on a ghetto blaster, there were a few worthwhile tunes.  Here's that ND track, Napalm Death-The Good Book

Just for the hell of it, to wrap this up, here's a couple of good tunes from the same comp by a couple of likewise early 80's English bands with that anarcho-punk almost crusty thing going on (the cold war and eminent nuclear annihilation inspired a lot of music back then, interesting how we still have all these stockpiles and the end is still just a couple of pushes of the button away),

Krondstadt Uprising-Divide and Rule Krondstadt Uprising-Animal Liberation Verbal Warning-World Wars

 

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Apartment 213 / Benümb - split 7"

Holy shit I love doing this.  No, not babbling on aimlessly hoping that people will stop by for a visit, but mixing a love of music, vinyl records, internet searches AND babbling on aimlessly.  Beats the shit out of where I was 6 or 7 years ago.  I should start every post with, "Dear diary..."

My wife doesn't want me to grow any kind of facial hair and I don't want her to cut her the hair on her head short, so it's a good vain trade off, but I wonder if without a mustache there will be no greatness in my life.  I think Mustard Relics may represent the pinnacle of my creative lifetime accomplishment...hmmm.  Good enough for me I suppose, there was a point where I hoped I wouldn't have to live another day.  What's greatness anyway?  Seems like a burden unless they award that distinction post mortem.  Mediocre is pretty okay, I was always an underachiever.  A "C" was a passing grade and a "B" was just like an "A".

My old buddy Match made a request, something I've not gotten in a while so I'm jumping all over it.  Been meaning to post a greatest hits from the Crass Records Bullshit Detector series, but ripping, editing and labeling 5 LPs worth of music seemed like a big task especially when they've been posted in their entirety all over the place.  Probably just make that greatest hits from their rips.  Anyway Matcher picked out a poem and a song from Bullshit Detector 2, two of my faves reminders of the cold war 80's, [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skZHL9iof7w&w=790&h=444] [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcVriy277o&w=790&h=593]

Tried to get some of my mug shots a while back but San Diego County said I needed a subpoena. Was just kinda curious to see what I looked like.  Even after many years of getting away with it I realized that you've been incarcerated, it means that you have failed as a criminal.  A buddy directed towards some photos of people who just didn't know how to stop, interesting...check it.

Along the lines of that mid 60's garage tip that I've been dabbling in lately, found this one that has some kind of early Alice Cooper involvement...haven't looked into it too much...good tune though, dig, [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ4inxW64Es&w=790&h=691]

Promised that I'd post something a little harder seeing as how I've turned into a kind of a softy.  Well this is smome mid 90's hard shit from both bands who blur the lines between power violence, hardcore and grindcore.  Not sure where it all fits in and I have a terrible time trying to categorize music unless it's blatantly obvious, but you definitely get an Infest vibe.  Apartment 213 are outta Cleveland and the name is in reference to where Jeffrey Dahmer lived and did some of his dirty work.  I've got a bunch of other stuff from these guys, most of it digital and most of it shows the bands obsession with serial killers.  Benümb, out of Oakland, I know nothing about except what I've read in writing this post.  Apt. 213's "Plotting a Murder" is my favorite just because there's so many changes within the song.  That's enough, kept my promise. Apartment 213 Decay Plotting A Murder Toolshed Terrors Benümb 1 2

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Qvi87mh7c&w=790&h=593]